Paper Sandwich

I was gone for a photo shoot for several hours and didn't get home until 2 pm. All I had eaten that day was a bowl of cereal so I was ravenous by the time I got home. I quickly made myself a sandwich and grabbed a bag of chips. I was sitting at my table eating my sandwich vigorously trying to figure out why I was having a hard time biting it. I made it half way through my sandwich when I realized I had left the paper on the slice of cheese. I had been eating cheese paper! The sandwich still tasted good.

Jessica

Pee on my shirt

I know I'm not the only one with crazy stories. You guys better start contributing.
Last week I had a doctor's appointment and of course they require that you pee in the cup. Being large and akward its hard to get a cup underneath you. I didn't want to pee on my hands like I did last time so I tried to get the cup out from underneath me quickly and ended up dumping some of it on my shirt. I'm sitting on the toilet laughing so hard because I'm still peeing, I have pee on my shirt, and pee dripping on my hands. I was in there for awhile trying to clean myself up. When I emerged from the bathroom the nurses just looked at me with curious smiles on their faces. Yay for peeing in the cup! I can't wait for that part to be over.

Babysitting

Jordan and I had the awesome opportunity to watch Terryn and Nick's kiddos while they went to the Jazz game. Jordan and I decided it would be fun to take the kids swimming since we don't have a lot of toys at our house. On the way to the pool Maisie kept checking her watch and telling us it is too dark outside to go swimming because it it eight o'six o'clock. Parker then asked if we were going to go swimming outside because it is really cold outside. Maisie saw the temple and told us how Julieanne and that one guy got married there but she couldn't remember his name. I turned around to tell her that her parents got married in the temple too. She looked at me and said "No they didn't, their not married" I said "Yes they are married, they got married in the temple." Maisie then looked at me like I was an idiot and said very clearly "No, they are not married they are at the Jazz game." Ok. When we got to the pool we got a lot of looks from strangers. We had 3 huge bags, Parker, Maisie, Hendrix, Jordan, and Me (5 months pregnant with twins). I realized that people probably thought that all three were our children and I'm pregnant AGAIN. The girls had lots of fun. Hendrix was very hesitant. I would sit him in the water and let him splash around which he seemed to enjoy until he was splashed by somebody else. He had us hold him the whole time we were there. Pregnant girl in bikini, holding 10 month old baby, and all I needed was a tramp stamp. We lasted about an hour and decided to head home. I had the girls shower and comb their hair before we watched a movie. Maisie decided she liked lounging in her underwear eating popcorn. We had so much fun and got a lot of practice. We really appreciate Terryn and Nick trusting us with their kids.